Flame War

[Danhalen]

One of my favorite fora is "Flame War" over at the JREF site. I think it's fun to sometimes beat on our chests like the apes we are. Anyone else want to have a flame war? If so, start now.

Flame me, bitches.

[Glass*Soul]

You...you....uhhhhhhh...:bkiss:

*Runs away really, really fast.*

Don't bother to flame me back. I've already run away.

[Danhalen]

From here (http://www.ultimateflame.com/form.htm).

(check all boxes that apply)

Dear:

[ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] Flamer
[ ] Loser [ ] Spammer [ ] Troller
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Freak [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Racist [ ] Fed [ ] Freak
[ ] Fundamentalist [ ] Satanist [ ] Homeopath
[ ] Unbearably self-righteous person


I took exception to your recent:

[ ] Email [ ] Post to ____________________.
(newsgroup)

It was (check all that apply):

[ ] Lame [ ] Stupid [ ] Abusive
[ ] Clueless [ ] Idiotic [ ] Brain-damaged
[ ] Imbecilic [ ] Arrogant [ ] Malevolent
[ ] Contemptible [ ] Libelous [ ] Ignorant
[ ] Clueless [ ] Stupid [ ] Fundamentalist
[ ] Boring [ ] Dim [ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful [ ] Demented [ ] Self-righteous
[ ] Crazy [ ] Weird [ ] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome [ ] Satanic [ ] Despicable
[ ] Belligerent [ ] Mind-numbing [ ] Maladroit
[ ] Much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you may be capable.



Your attention is drawn to the fact that:

[ ] You posted what should have been emailed
[ ] You obviously don't know how to read your newsgroups line
[ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup
[ ] You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
[ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
[ ] You don't know which group to post in
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You crossposted to *way* too many newsgroups
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] What you posted has been done before.
[ ] Not only that, it was also done better the last time.
[ ] You quoted an *entire* post in your reply
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam
[ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in alt.test
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You make no sense
[ ] Your sig/alias is dreadful
[ ] You must have spent your life in a skinner box to be this clueless.
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
[ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal
[ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable. Each line just goes on and on, not stopping at 75 characters, making it hard to read.
[ ] You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k0OwL
[ ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS, and you don't even own a TRS-80
[ ] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this newsgroup.
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet.
[ ] You are a loser.
[ ] This has been pointed out to you before.
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed on general principles.


It is recommended that you:

[ ] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
[ ] stop reading Usenet news and get a life
[ ] stop sending Email and get a life
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Have your medication adjusted
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] find a volcano and throw yourself in
[ ] get a gun and shoot yourself
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] stick to FidoNet and come back when you've grown up
[ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
[ ] consume excrement
[ ] consume excrement and thus expire
[ ] Post your tests to alt.test/misc.test
[ ] Put your home phone number in your ads from now on
[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing


In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] *plonk*
[ ] Learn how to post or get off the usenet
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[X] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form.

[Glass*Soul]

Dear Dan,

Which part of "No New Threads" didn't you understand?

[ ]The part that said "No".
[ ]The part that said "New".
[ ]The part that said "Threads".

Thank you.

[ravenscape]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v636/raven_s/hilite-av.gif

[Danhalen]

I see you are off your meds again. This is easier to do if you are of sound mind.

[Danhalen]

I meant the last response I posted for Glass*Soul, but it can apply to you as well. Well, in your case the meds might actually be a detriment to your posting, which might be why you responded with a gif rather than your own wit. Did I just imply you had wit? I take it back.

[Jello]

Lol. :) That's it, just LOL. :)

[Danhalen]

Lol. :) That's it, just LOL. :)Quitters are not allowed to participate.

[Tears of Ash]

This thread is made of fail.


And it sort of smells like salt.

[Danhalen]

This thread is made of fail.The fail content just reached maximum density with your post. I expect it to collapse back into itself in a singularity of fail very soon. Over the event horizon of "the black hole of fail" your post made, you will see your own fail continuing into infinity as it is pulled into the pit of fail you precipitated, until your fail reaches such a density it explodes into a new universe of fail—doomed to repeat the cycle for eternity.

And it sort of smells like salt.That's really the premonition of the saline your tears will carry into this thread as you continue to bring forth fail.

[BelindaP]

This thread is made of fail.


And it sort of smells like salt.

Oh, come on. You did better on your first day than that. That was about the lamest flame I've ever seen you do.

[Danhalen]

Oh, come on. You did better on your first day than that. That was about the lamest flame I've ever seen you do.That was the politest "you suck" post I've ever witnessed. Flame the bucket of fail if you wish to post in this thread.

[Kaonashi]

Yo mama is so fat

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

[Danhalen]

You're such a dumb ass you didn't realize this thread isn't about my momma.

[sparklecat]

Dear Dan,

Which part of "No New Threads" didn't you understand?

[ ]The part that said "No".
[ ]The part that said "New".
[ ]The part that said "Threads".

Thank you.

What are they gonna do, move it to YIWT?

[Joykins]

Man, the post count on this thread is higher than the collective IQ of the posters therein :p

[Danhalen]

Man, the post count on this thread is higher than the collective IQ of the posters therein :pThanks to you bringing the average down.

[Joykins]

Thanks to you bringing the average down.

You must live in some little special world where "average" is spelled "collective."

[Tears of Ash]

Oh, come on. You did better on your first day than that. That was about the lamest flame I've ever seen you do.

I didn't know we started. I thought it was a request for a forum where we could flame. I haven't seen any real flames in the thread thus far, so I didn't know I was obliged to partake in the trend you'd like to believe as "flaming"

My mistake.

[Danhalen]

You must live in some little special world where "average" is spelled "collective."DAMN IT!

I've got nothing.

[KeithJM]

You're all a bunch of mindless wankers who are going to be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes. If you had half a brain, and I have quite serious doubts as to the veracity of any claims that you do, you'd quit being a bunch of knee-biting tossers and post something that doesn't portray yourselves as mindless automata, fucking spineless sheeple with your sheets in the wind.

Goddammit! It's Caturday, and that's serious bizness!

[Tears of Ash]

That's not burnt coffee. I really did pee in your mouth. It turns me on.

Can I call you Keify for short? Pweese?

[Danhalen]

You can call me daddy as I administer the Cleveland-steamer.

[gomichan]

You can call me the Pope of Pimp, and all you bitches is excommunicated. No more ho-munion for you!

[ravenscape]

http://www.earlham.edu/~joneske/43444.gif

[Danhalen]

You can call me the Pope of Pimp, and all you bitches is excommunicated. No more ho-munion for you!You can call me Mehmet Ali Ağca, bitch. Get back in your Pope-mobile, before I put a cap in your ass.

[Danhalen]

http://www.earlham.edu/~joneske/43444.gifhttp://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e304/AgainsterPrime/Img52.gif

[BelindaP]

You need another athiest to speak for you? What's the matter. Ain't got no balls?

[Man, I suck at this]

[Danhalen]

You need another athiest to speak for you? What's the matter. Ain't got no balls?

[Man, I suck at this]If you want to find my balls, check your chin.

[Joykins]

I'd rather pick the lint from between my toes for hours on end than read this pathetic drivel you yellow-bellied lily-livered pieces of dried elephant jizz call "flames."

[Danhalen]

I'd rather pick the lint from between my toes for hours on end than read this pathetic drivel you yellow-bellied lily-livered pieces of dried elephant jizz call "flames."Perhaps you should bathe more. Then you wouldn't be able to pick the lint from your toes for hours on end. You gerbil fur farting, mattress backed gutter slut.

[John.Kievlan]

This entire thread could take place in a public restroom, in total silence. Then you could scoop it up and make a monument.

[monkeywrench]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v636/raven_s/hilite-av.gifOk, that was the shit. lol

You're all a bunch of mindless wankers who are going to be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes. If you had half a brain, and I have quite serious doubts as to the veracity of any claims that you do, you'd quit being a bunch of knee-biting tossers and post something that doesn't portray yourselves as mindless automata, fucking spineless sheeple with your sheets in the wind.

Goddammit! It's Caturday, and that's serious bizness!I love it when you talk dirty...

That's not burnt coffee. I really did pee in your mouth. It turns me on.

Can I call you Keify for short? Pweese?Sure you can. Right after you nibble the peanuts out of my shit.

http://www.trondheim-filmklubb.no/film/tfk/v96/bilder/02.06-Full_MetalJacket.jpg

http://www.earlham.edu/~joneske/43444.gifEven better!!

If you want to find my balls, check your chin.BURN!!





Ok, let's all post some really deep personal information so as to make for some *really* effective flaming.

Oh that's right. None of you have lives. Never mind!
:shock:

[UberLutheran]

Amateur.

I know how to get a flame war going with straight men:

Pick one:

[ ] Dear
[ ] Dearest
[ ] Darling
[ ] WOOF!
[ ] You hottie


I would like for you to:

[ ] Kiss me, you fool
[ ] Be my underwear
[ ] Take off your shirt
[ ] Let me take nude pictures of you
[ ] Drape yourself across me like an ovestuffed python
[ ] Give up on those nasty women and come out like the gay man I know you really are


Your attention is drawn to the fact that:

[ ] I have been stalking you
[ ] I have been taking pictures of you in your sleep and posting them to the Web
[ ] I told your wife that you and I were having an affair
[ ] I outed you to your boss and your co-workers
[ ] I outed you to your children and parents
[ ] I'm in love with you and you cannot get away
[ ] I know you're really gay but you haven't acknowledged it to yourself yet
[ ] I can change you
[ ] You have the longest penis I've ever seen (I measured it while you were asleep)

It is recommended that you:

[ ] Leave your wife you're gay and you're leaving her for me
[ ] Tell your family that you're gay
[ ] Come out
[ ] Tell me you love me
[ ] Admit that being straight was a crazy idea and you know you want me
[ ] Take off your clothes because I'm looking at you remotely through a hidden camera in the room
[ ] Put on the leather gear I've left for you in the closet and let's go to the Chain Drive


In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] I have assumed control over your mind, your emotions, and your sexuality
[ ] It will be easier for you to stop fighting this and admit the truth to yourself
[ ] Turn around (slowly) and drop your pants -- there, that's a better view...
[ ] You need to stop wearing Winnie-the-Pooh boxer shorts
[ ] Your chest hair is so freakin' HOT
[ ] I know you love me -- you just need to admit it
[ ] I have been posting your movements live, in real time, on the Net

THAT is how to start a flame war!

[grubi]

Isn't this how we met all those yrs ago, Mr Wrench?

[monkeywrench]

Amateur.

I know how to get a flame war going with straight men:

Pick one:

[ ] Dear
[ ] Dearest
[ ] Darling
[ ] WOOF!
[ ] You hottie


I would like for you to:

[ ] Kiss me, you fool
[ ] Be my underwear
[ ] Take off your shirt
[ ] Let me take nude pictures of you
[ ] Drape yourself across me like an ovestuffed python
[ ] Give up on those nasty women and come out like the gay man I know you really are


Your attention is drawn to the fact that:

[ ] I have been stalking you
[ ] I have been taking pictures of you in your sleep and posting them to the Web
[ ] I told your wife that you and I were having an affair
[ ] I outed you to your boss and your co-workers
[ ] I outed you to your children and parents
[ ] I'm in love with you and you cannot get away
[ ] I know you're really gay but you haven't acknowledged it to yourself yet
[ ] I can change you
[ ] You have the longest penis I've ever seen (I measured it while you were asleep)

It is recommended that you:

[ ] Leave your wife you're gay and you're leaving her for me
[ ] Tell your family that you're gay
[ ] Come out
[ ] Tell me you love me
[ ] Admit that being straight was a crazy idea and you know you want me
[ ] Take off your clothes because I'm looking at you remotely through a hidden camera in the room
[ ] Put on the leather gear I've left for you in the closet and let's go to the Chain Drive


In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] I have assumed control over your mind, your emotions, and your sexuality
[ ] It will be easier for you to stop fighting this and admit the truth to yourself
[ ] Turn around (slowly) and drop your pants -- there, that's a better view...
[ ] You need to stop wearing Winnie-the-Pooh boxer shorts
[ ] Your chest hair is so freakin' HOT
[ ] I know you love me -- you just need to admit it
[ ] I have been posting your movements live, in real time, on the Net

THAT is how to start a flame war!Nice!
It would be even nicer tho if you would kindly have your buttplug re-sized.
:D:shock::D
(*)
Or just open a window!!

Oh yeah, this is fun.

Isn't this how we met all those yrs ago, Mr Wrench?Indeed it is!!! Full circle trick.

Playin the dozens is a dirty, dirty game...but the way I tapped your mother is a crying shame.

[UberLutheran]

Ooooh! Ooooh! Ooooh! I've got another one!!!

To an atheist:

"Why are you afraid to admit that, by saying you don't believe in God, you actually do believe in God or you couldn't not believe in Him?"




(I've probably spent too much time reading the contributions on Fundies Say the Darndest Things...)

[grubi]

"Why are you afraid to admit that, by saying you don't believe in God, you actually do believe in God or you couldn't not believe in Him?"

In response: Why are you so afraid to admit you have an imaginary friend? Is it because you'd have to realize you've been talking to yourselves all those years?

[grubi]

Playin the dozens is a dirty, dirty game...but the way I tapped your mother is a crying shame.

Hey, newb. If yer gonna quote Carlin, quote him right:

You wanna play the dozens? Well, the dozens is a game.
But the way I fuck your mother is a god-damned shame.

[Mrs.Sidhe]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/thefallenfae/573.jpg

That about sums up the "flames" on this thread.

[UberLutheran]

Nice!
It would be even nicer tho if you would kindly have your buttplug re-sized.
:D:shock::D

It's fine with me if you want to use it, but could you wait until my dog is through using it?

(Gotcha...)

[UberLutheran]

"Why are you afraid to admit that, by saying you don't believe in God, you actually do believe in God or you couldn't not believe in Him?"

In response: Why are you so afraid to admit you have an imaginary friend? Is it because you'd have to realize you've been talking to yourselves all those years?

It's not an "imaginary friend" -- it's a relationship! :p

[gomichan]

It's fine with me if you want to use it, but could you wait until my dog is through using it?

That's what your mom said. I have pictures.

[monkeywrench]

Playin the dozens is a dirty, dirty game...but the way I tapped your mother is a crying shame.

Hey, newb. If yer gonna quote Carlin, quote him right:I r on teh Intarwebs! I quote as I please!!!!

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/thefallenfae/573.jpg

That about sums up the "flames" on this thread.Well, that zombie won't be after you. Zombie's eat brains and you are way short.
:D

It's fine with me if you want to use it, but could you wait until my dog is through using it?

(Gotcha...)I'm a patient man...

And I hear your Man-Panocha makes its own icing.

Foreign cuss word recycling FTW!!!

That's what your mom said. I have pictures.Crayon drawings that go outside the lines don't hardly count.
:shock:;):D

[Mrs.Sidhe]

Well, that zombie won't be after you. Zombie's eat brains and you are way short. :D

http://www.fstdt.com/funnyimages/uploads/252.jpg (http://www.fstdt.com/)

Besides Mr. Monkey that Zombie is looking for guts.....so you're safe...coward!:D:D

[grubi]

It's not an "imaginary friend" -- it's a relationship!

Naw, it's an imaginary friend. Good luck with that.

[monkeywrench]

http://www.fstdt.com/funnyimages/uploads/252.jpg (http://www.fstdt.com/)

Besides Mr. Monkey that Zombie is looking for guts.....so you're safe...coward!:D:D*ouch*

Nice comeback for someone who brushes their teeth with Preparation H.
:D

It's not an "imaginary friend" -- it's a relationship!

Naw, it's an imaginary friend. Good luck with that.Weak.

http://sch.ci.lexington.ma.us/~slewis/011FA034-0119ED2A.16/weak.jpg

Phail!!

[grubi]

WEak? Is it as weak as an entire group of folks who need to talk to their imaginary friends to cope with everyday issues or as weak as an entire group of people who think that the imaginary friends will save them from invisible bad guys?

Or as weak as the evidence for Jesus' existence?

Let me know.

[Mrs.Sidhe]

Nice comeback for someone who brushes their teeth with Preparation H.
:D

http://www.fstdt.com/funnyimages/uploads/466.jpg (http://www.fstdt.com/)

Better than brushing my teeth with ass hair and shit, rim jobber.:D

[monkeywrench]

WEak? Is it as weak as an entire group of folks who need to talk to their imaginary friends to cope with everyday issues or as weak as an entire group of people who think that the imaginary friends will save them from invisible bad guys?

Or as weak as the evidence for Jesus' existence?

Let me know.You were only guily of being unfunny and uninsulting. Those are high crimes in my book!!

Choadsmoker.

http://www.fstdt.com/funnyimages/uploads/466.jpg (http://www.fstdt.com/)

Better than brushing my teeth with ass hair and shit, rim jobber.:DYou would know salad tosser.

:shock:
Am I sick for thinking this is more fun than pocket pool?

[grubi]

I suppose if one cannot be clever enough to counter another's remarks, but merely finds a way to dismiss them entirely -- not on the original remark's merit, but solely on the basis of one's lack of education on the subject at hand... well, this seems to step headfirst into the utterly ridiculous.

In other words: is that the best you've got? Tough talk from a guy with an English degree who cannot spell worth a good goddamn.

On your way, Sheila.

[monkeywrench]

I suppose if one cannot be clever enough to counter another's remarks, but merely finds a way to dismiss them entirely -- not on the original remark's merit, but solely on the basis of one's lack of education on the subject at hand... well, this seems to step headfirst into the utterly ridiculous.

In other words: is that the best you've got? Tough talk from a guy with an English degree who cannot spell worth a good goddamn.

On your way, Sheila.I can spell!!!! At least with the help of Google checking my shit. lol

And don't call me Sheila. I prefer Nancy...

And as for your point...that's why it's a flame you moron!! Doesn't have to make any sense. Dipstick.
:D

Your ass looks like about a hundred and fifty pounds of chewed bubble gum.

[Mrs.Sidhe]

:shock:
Am I sick for thinking this is more fun than pocket pool?

Amazing you should find something more fun than masturbation.

[grubi]

I shan't be discussing matters of taste with a "Voyager" fan.

[monkeywrench]

Amazing you should find something more fun than masturbation.What can I say? I'm a classy dude.
*snort*

Nice retort from a barely oxygenated crumb-snatcher.
;)

I shan't be discussing matters of taste with a "Voyager" fan.What, no rips on DS9 or Enterprise??

Say, what's that? Are you happy to see me or is that a potato in the back of your trousers?
Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

http://www.acm.vt.edu/~clint/voices/pics/bobpicar.jpg

[grubi]

What can I say? I'm a classy dude.
*snort*

Nice retort from a barely oxygenated crumb-snatcher.
;)

What, no rips on DS9 or Enterprise??

Say, what's that? Are you happy to see me or is that a potato in the back of your trousers?
Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

http://www.acm.vt.edu/~clint/voices/pics/bobpicar.jpg

Would you like an ANAL-gesic.

[UberLutheran]

I r on teh Intarwebs! I quote as I please!!!!

Well, that zombie won't be after you. Zombie's eat brains and you are way short.
:D

I'm a patient man...

And I hear your Man-Panocha makes its own icing.

Foreign cuss word recycling FTW!!!

Crayon drawings that go outside the lines don't hardly count.
:shock:;):D

Ud. puta esa cosa allá.

[monkeywrench]

Would you like an ANAL-gesic.ohmigod...must stop laughing!!! *does Bill Cosby childbirth breathing*

Yes. Do you have that in suppository form??

Ud. puta esa cosa allá.In your dreams hotpants!
*swings hips*

[Danhalen]

http://www.acm.vt.edu/~clint/voices/pics/bobpicar.jpgHow is it possible to shame someone who obviously has none?

I must confess, you have shown you cannot be humiliated. I cannot think of a way to embarrass someone who admits to liking Star Trek.

[UberLutheran]

It's not an "imaginary friend" -- it's a relationship!

Naw, it's an imaginary friend. Good luck with that.

Do you ever go over to Fundies Say the Darndest Things (http://www.fstdt.com/)? That's one of my favorite sites, and if you haven't been there I think you'd love it!

[monkeywrench]

How is it possible to shame someone who obviously has none?

I must confess, you have shown you cannot be humiliated. I cannot think of a way to embarrass someone who admits to liking Star Trek.Oh snap!! lol

You're just jealous. You know you wanna ride in the shuttle.

[Danhalen]

You're just jealous. You know you wanna ride in the shuttle.You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, Byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

[Mrs.Sidhe]

What can I say? I'm a classy dude.
*snort*

Nice retort from a barely oxygenated crumb-snatcher.
;)

I always bought my own shit thank you very much.

In any case, its far better to be a crumb-snatcher than a Crumbfuck. Hope you clean yourself well.;)

[Battie]

Mr. Danhalen, your attempt to blast your fellow flamer into smithereens is admirable. However, if you insist upon "borrowing" an anonymous piece and pretending that it reflects your own intelligence, you might at least take the time to proofread:

If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post.

Perhaps if you had bothered to read your own post you might have noticed that hideous comma splice.

Picky? Yes. But one who speaks with such a sickeningly bloated sense of superiority and authority ought to be without error himself.

[monkeywrench]

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, Byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.I know you are, but what am I?

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/243671~Pee-Wee-Herman-Posters.jpg

I always bought my own shit thank you very much.

In any case, its far better to be a crumb-snatcher than a Crumbfuck. Hope you clean yourself well.;)Will do. Those crumbs chafe something fierce!!

Now on your way out, may the doorknob hitcha where the good Lord splitcha.
8-)

Mr. Danhalen, your attempt to blast your fellow flamer into smithereens is admirable. However, if you insist upon "borrowing" an anonymous piece and pretending that it reflects your own intelligence, you might at least take the time to proofread:



Perhaps if you had bothered to read your own post you might have noticed that hideous comma splice.

Picky? Yes. But one who speaks with such a sickeningly bloated sense of superiority and authority ought to be without error himself.Score!!
:grin:

Must feel good blasting someone with puerile pedantry.
:rotfl:

[Mrs.Sidhe]

Mr. Danhalen, your attempt to blast your fellow flamer into smithereens is admirable. However, if you insist upon "borrowing" an anonymous piece and pretending that it reflects your own intelligence, you might at least take the time to proofread:



Perhaps if you had bothered to read your own post you might have noticed that hideous comma splice.

Picky? Yes. But one who speaks with such a sickeningly bloated sense of superiority and authority ought to be without error himself.

http://www.fstdt.com/funnyimages/uploads/327.jpg (http://www.fstdt.com/) I guess we've all met our resident bitchy grammar nazi....besides my husband that is.

[Mrs.Sidhe]

Now on your way out, may the doorknob hitcha where the good Lord splitcha.
8-)



http://www.fstdt.com/funnyimages/uploads/409.jpg (http://www.fstdt.com/)

Good day sir.

[monkeywrench]

http://www.fstdt.com/funnyimages/uploads/409.jpg (http://www.fstdt.com/)

Good day sir.I normally go by turd-mongering felch-monkey.

http://www.t-shirthumor.com/Merchant2/graphics/fullsize/ncdy_lg.gif

[Mrs.Sidhe]

http://www.fstdt.com/funnyimages/uploads/342.JPG (http://www.fstdt.com/) :D

[monkeywrench]

http://www.fstdt.com/funnyimages/uploads/342.JPG (http://www.fstdt.com/) :DOh yeah? Well...you're just a pootie head then!!! lol
:rant:

[Kaonashi]

Im hayu samim et hamo'ach shelcha b'tarnegol, hu haya ratz yashar l'shochet!

[Danhalen]

Mr. Danhalen, your attempt to blast your fellow flamer into smithereens is admirable. However, if you insist upon "borrowing" an anonymous piece and pretending that it reflects your own intelligence, you might at least take the time to proofread...

Perhaps if you had bothered to read your own post you might have noticed that hideous comma splice.

Picky? Yes. But one who speaks with such a sickeningly bloated sense of superiority and authority ought to be without error himself.Dearest Bats,
If you could actually read, you might have noticed the title of the post. It reads "I stole this." You would do well to actually learn to read an entire post before you criticize another for "pretending that it actually reflects [my] own intelligence." I am a much better plagiarist than you are a proof-reader. Always remember, pedantry is much better when wielded by someone worthy of the title "pedant."

Suck my ass, and lick my balls,
Danhalen

[Mrs.Sidhe]

Im hayu samim et hamo'ach shelcha b'tarnegol, hu haya ratz yashar l'shochet!

Alevai eize kelev ya'anos et ima shelha ve otha gam.

[Mrs.Sidhe]

Oh yeah? Well...you're just a pootie head then!!! lol
:rant:

Koos :p

Oh by the way, that means pussy. Something you know jack shit about.

[Lanakila]

All you foreign language speakers know you are just talking about "me" you asswipes. Keep it in English or we'll know you are stupid babies.

[Mrs.Sidhe]

All you foreign language speakers know you are just talking about "me" you asswipes. Keep it in English or we'll know you are stupid babies.

You want it in English? Fine.

I wish some dog will rape your mother and you too. (its Hebrew) Happy now darling?:D

Now let's see if the other foreign language speakers are willing to own up for what they said--even though they are immense pussies.

[Kaonashi]

Is dócha nach bhfuil seans ar bith ann?

[Mrs.Sidhe]

No bitch dear, I'm not your mom.

Now if you want to flame someone how about you grow some balls and do it in English.

Cunt.

[gomichan]

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, Byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

TL; DR.

[Battie]

Dearest Bats,
If you could actually read, you might have noticed the title of the post. It reads "I stole this." You would do well to actually learn to read an entire post before you criticize another for "pretending that it actually reflects [my] own intelligence." I am a much better plagiarist than you are a proof-reader. Always remember, pedantry is much better when wielded by someone worthy of the title "pedant."

Suck my ass, and lick my balls,
Danhalen

So then you missed the part where I criticized you for borrowing someone else's flame and not even bothering to fix its errors?

Also, I must respectfully decline your invitation to sample the offerings of your nether regions, but I hope you find luck elsewhere.

[UberLutheran]

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, Byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

Would you mind if I set this text to music?

Something in the syrupy-sweet style of Roger Quilter comes to mind, for voice and piano — with a violin where each of the four strings is tuned just a wee bit out of tune!

[UberLutheran]

No bitch dear, I'm not your mom.

Now if you want to flame someone how about you grow some balls and do it in English.

Cunt.

No, dear. Leave this to professionals.

I am the bitch.

Not only am I the bitch — and the Queen Bitch at that: I am Madame Goddam.

http://www.leninimports.com/tallulah_bankhead_gallery_1.jpg

(not a bad picture of me in drag, is it?)

[Danhalen]

So then you missed the part where I criticized you for borrowing someone else's flame and not even bothering to fix its errors?I caught that part too. I don't need to correct someone else's mistakes when I am not presenting them as my own. I merely found the mistakes—yes, there are more than one—unimportant to the "funny factor." If you wish to detract from the fact you erroneously called me out on plagiarism, by continuing down pedantry lane, I suggest you take your extra twentyfirst chromosome, and find a job cleaning tables.

Also, I must respectfully decline your invitation to sample the offerings of your nether regions, but I hope you find luck elsewhere.The extra large tongue would have worked out so nice.

[Battie]

Crap, I can't keep saying mean things for this long.

You win, Dan.

*applies for MacDonald's*

[UberLutheran]

DanHalen: you forgot the worst insult of them all.

"You're a winter who wears spring colors, a polyester princess, and you can't accessorize!"

[Danhalen]

Crap, I can't keep saying mean things for this long.I work in an auto shop. I have lots of practice.

You win, Dan.What do I win?

*applies for MacDonald's*I want fries with that.

[Danhalen]

DanHalen: you forgot the worst insult of them all.

"You're a winter who wears spring colors, a polyester princess, and you can't accessorize!"And all this time I thought it was "Lutheran!"

[UberLutheran]

I work in an auto shop. I have lots of practice.

What do I win?

I want fries with that.

McDonald's French Fries. Ewwwww.

Have the French fries at Dan's at 5500 North Lamar instead. Or better yet, the fries at the Hyde Park Bar and Grille. (I'll treat.)

[Battie]

I work in an auto shop. I have lots of practice.
Lucky you. Everyone always looks like they're having fun in the garage.

What do I win?
The satisfaction of a job well done?

I want fries with that.
Mmmmm... cholesterol...

[Danhalen]

Lucky you. Everyone always looks like they're having fun in the garage.I'm the asshole who tells them what they have to do.


The satisfaction of a job well done?I'm not so sure being the better asshole is wholly satisfying.


Mmmmm... cholesterol...I'd like a bucket of cholesterol.

[monkeywrench]

Koos :p

Oh by the way, that means pussy. Something you know jack shit about.Well, I got a pretty good view of it at birth!!!
:D

No, dear. Leave this to professionals.

I am the bitch.

Not only am I the bitch — and the Queen Bitch at that: I am Madame Goddam.

http://www.leninimports.com/tallulah_bankhead_gallery_1.jpg

(not a bad picture of me in drag, is it?)
Just ass double-decker love handles and it's a spot on match!

Crap, I can't keep saying mean things for this long.

You win, Dan.

*applies for MacDonald's*Thank you for playing. And don't forget to pick up your lifetime supply of keyboard lubricant!!
:D

I'm the asshole who tells them what they have to do.


I'm not so sure being the better asshole is wholly satisfying.


I'd like a bucket of cholesterol.You not an asshole, you're the whole ass!

[Mrs.Sidhe]

Well, I got a pretty good view of it at birth!!!
:D

Yeah that was probably the last time you got a view of it! :p

[Danhalen]

You not an asshole, you're the whole ass!That would explain why I find it so easy to shit on you!

[monkeywrench]

Yeah that was probably the last time you got a view of it! :pHey, I'm trying to have lunch here!!!! *GIGGLES*



That would explain why I find it so easy to shit on you!Score!!

Yeah, no one will ever accuse you of having a tight poot-shooter.
:D

[Danhalen]

Yeah, no one will ever accuse you of having a tight poot-shooter.
:DLikewise, no one will ever accuse you of being relevent.

[monkeywrench]

At least I don't pride myself with being able to tighten lugnuts with my ass-cheeks!!
8-)

[Danhalen]

Yeah, no one will ever accuse you of having a tight poot-shooter.
:D

At least I don't pride myself with being able to tighten lugnuts with my ass-cheeks!!
8-)First of all, I don't take pride in that particular talent of mine. Secondly, how can you say I have a loose ass, and then say I can tighten lugnuts with it? How do the two statements reconcile? Have you seen a lugnut lately? If not, a recent MRI of your brain will work for the purpose of analogous size.

[monkeywrench]

First of all, I don't take pride in that particular talent of mine. Secondly, how can you say I have a loose ass, and then say I can tighten lugnuts with it? How do the two statements reconcile? Have you seen a lugnut lately? If not, a recent MRI of your brain will work for the purpose of analogous size.You are a multi-talented ass-clown with great crack control. I am green with envy!!
:mrgreen:

[Mrs.Sidhe]

Monkeywrench,

I'd flame you, but it's a waste of bandwidth. Much like everything you post.

Cheers. :)

[monkeywrench]

Monkeywrench,

I'd flame you, but it's a waste of bandwidth. Much like everything you post.

Cheers. :)Leaving so soon? Stay! We've got your favorite.

Snot fritters under glass.

And I do love wasting bandwidth. Especially if it ain't mine!

[Br. Max]

Flame me, bitches.I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. :p

[Mrs.Sidhe]

Leaving so soon? Stay! We've got your favorite.

Snot fritters under glass.

And I do love wasting bandwidth. Especially if it ain't mine!

What's your favorite? Shit on a stick?:D

[monkeywrench]

What's your favorite? Shit on a stick?:DNope. I prefer a steaming cup of STFU. Care for some?

Goes great with shit on a stick.

[monkeywrench]

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. :pWell, you're older now. That's all I can say!

[Br. Max]

Well, you're older now. That's all I can say! Is that the best you can do? I've seen better rips in my underwear!:D

[monkeywrench]

Is that the best you can do? I've seen better rips in my underwear!:DAnd better skid marks...

[Jayne]

Thou art a double tongued son of a serpent, whose flatulence belches from thy mouth.

[Br. Max]

And better skid marks... you being the expert on poop stains. :p

[Br. Max]

Thou art a double tongued son of a serpent, whose flatulence belches from thy mouth.You motherless son of a three legged incontinent goat!

[Danhalen]

I like you.You could have stopped right there. It hurts...

...oh the pain!!!

[Jayne]

You motherless son of a three legged incontinent goat!

Thou art the spawn of a swine and a three toed sloth.

[monkeywrench]

Thou art a double tongued son of a serpent, whose flatulence belches from thy mouth.If you think that's bad, check out the other end.
*braaaap*

you being the expert on poop stains. :pIndeed I am! And yours are most interesting. How do you get such interesting designs?? I swear the one you've got now kinda looks like JFK!!

[Mrs.Sidhe]

Nope. I prefer a steaming cup of STFU. Care for some?

Goes great with shit on a stick.

No thanks, but since you prefer to drink it so much how about shutting the fuck up k'thnx.:D

[monkeywrench]

No thanks, but since you prefer to drink it so much how about shutting the fuck up k'thnx.:DOh if only I could!!

But I'm too busy telling people like you that their posts suck ballz.
:razz:

[Mrs.Sidhe]

Really now? That's interesting because your posts suck dick and blow ass! (how your posts do both at the same time is amazing!) :p

[monkeywrench]

Really now? That's interesting because your posts suck dick and blow ass! (how your posts do both at the same time is amazing!) :pYes, my post do tend to break the laws of physics don't they?

And your ass does too. It's so wide it has it's own gravitational field.
:shock::D

[Mrs.Sidhe]

Ha! Ha! You're one to talk about people being wide...you can't even see your own dick. :D

[Br. Max]

If you think that's bad, check out the other end.
*braaaap*

Indeed I am! And yours are most interesting. How do you get such interesting designs?? I swear the one you've got now kinda looks like JFK!! I think you are taking "butt kissing" to a new and demented level. While your up there - you think you might scratch the itch I have on the inside of my left cheek?

[Br. Max]

You could have stopped right there. It hurts...

...oh the pain!!! Silly boy - that pain is from walking around with your thumb in your butt all day.

[Br. Max]

Thou art the spawn of a swine and a three toed sloth. *Humpf* That does it. The gloves come off.

You sir are lower than than Bill Clinton's morals. Lower that Harry Reeds approval rating. Lower than Nancy Pelosi's boobs!

[Tears of Ash]

I'd flame you, but you're already on fire with the love for Jesus Christ our Saviour.

[monkeywrench]

Ha! Ha! You're one to talk about people being wide...you can't even see your own dick. :DI know. Mah ballz are just so big!!!

They obscure my view of pretty much everything below the waist.

You know you wanna touch them...
:D

I think you are taking "butt kissing" to a new and demented level. While your up there - you think you might scratch the itch I have on the inside of my left cheek?*scratch scratch* Howz that??

Holy Melanoma Batman!! You've got a mole on your inner crack the size of Cleveland.

You might wanna have that checked out.
;)

In my circle at work, the ultimate low blow comment is:

You've got way too much time on your hands.

Consider that applied to each and every one of you.

I won't waste my breath with comments like "Have you no shame!?" since the concept is obviously nonexistent to the shapeless gonad-for-brains invertebrates who dominate the high-culture discourse in your insignificant corner of the galaxy.Your post reads like it's been translated to and from English about a dozen times.
:razz:

Either than or my Universal Translator needs a major tune up!

[monkeywrench]

Oh, you're just having a wittle kitty hissy fit 'cause my posts at least end up in something approaching English.

Thought you cats knew how to land on your feet. Maybe you're just cat-atonic?At this hour?? Yeah...that about covers it. My fingers ain't even hitting the right keys. Backspace is looking real good right now!

Btw, that bear looks pretty clean. Do you scrub under his butt?

[Mrs.Sidhe]

Your posts do approach English. However 'approaching' is about as far as they get.

Have a nice day.

Ass.

[Mrs.Sidhe]

Are you, by any chance, English? 'Cause I can think of circumstances where even 'approaching' is too close for comfort.
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/thefallenfae/573.jpg Are you by any chance retarded?


Why, thank you so much. It'll be nicer when that gyrating subhumanoid slave woman in heat gets out of my face. Aww you really should be nicer to your mother man. Who shit in your cereal today? Hmmm????

Have some Rogaine. And some Ritalin. How about you have a nice fresh batch of shut the fuck up?! :D I guess you saw some pictures of my bald head. Nice isn't? I guess you're just pissed because a girl with a shaved head looks better than you.



I'll give you this, though: at least you're polite enough to provide a signature. Here's how I really feel about you and your sub-par post.

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/thefallenfae/5c449dbf.gif

[monkeywrench]

I knew you'd have some comment about the bear...

He's fully trained to perform his own personal hygiene, unlike other creatures I could mention, thankyouverymuch.Are you saying my monkey is dirty?

[Mrs.Sidhe]

I see any attempt at intelligent virulent repartee is going to be futile here. Too bad your attempt at 'intelligent virulent repartee' is about on par with a 1st grader. Maybe you should go to the playground and talk to people more on your level and let the adults handle this one. Okay hun?

No fun playing verbal tennis with someone who can't hit back -- or worse, swings like a girl. And you..well just you can't swing it at all.

[Br. Max]

Are you saying my monkey is dirty?NO you goof. He's was talking TO the monkey about you.

[monkeywrench]

At the risk of wasting my fingertips on the completely clueless, I repeat:

"...unlike other creatures I could mention..." (NOTE: EMPHASIS ADDED FOR THOSE WITH POTENTIAL VISUAL, LEXICAL, OR MENTAL HANDICAPS)

Now, take this simple reading test, if you're up for it:*

Did I mention a monkey?

Man, ya gotta quit making these false accusations! People might get hurt!;)

*(Frankly, if you are up for it, you're doing way better than I am, which is about where you were 7 posts ago in this thread. Let's have more fun tomorrow, OK?)It's always monkeytime!!!!

So, if my monkey is clean...this means you wanna touch it, right??
:D

NO you goof. He's was talking TO the monkey about you.
I'm sorry Max. If you wanna speak to the monkey, you'll just have to wait your turn.
8)

[monkeywrench]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/timmy_face.jpg

it's a monkey world and you all have been deemed nutless squirrels.
:lol:

[Danhalen]

it's a monkey world and you all have been deemed nutless squirrels.
:lol:Hey look everyone, it's king shit of turd hill. As if you ever had a chance of winning a competition that has not even begun. You, sir, are a shame and disgrace to your family for generations to come. I'd call you by name, but shit attracts flies. You think you can win a flamewar? You couldn't start a flame with a 5 gallon pail of gasoline and a blowtorch. I don't know why I've even bothered responding to your poorly crafted attempts at being insulting. I should have saved my energy for stealing candy from a baby (as that would be more of a challenge). I guess I just felt sorry for you, because sometimes the handicapped need to be told they are in over their head.

[monkeywrench]

Hey look everyone, it's king shit of turd hill. As if you ever had a chance of winning a competition that has not even begun. You, sir, are a shame and disgrace to your family for generations to come. I'd call you by name, but shit attracts flies. You think you can win a flamewar? You couldn't start a flame with a 5 gallon pail of gasoline and a blowtorch. I don't know why I've even bothered responding to your poorly crafted attempts at being insulting. I should have saved my energy for stealing candy from a baby (as that would be more of a challenge). I guess I just felt sorry for you, because sometimes the handicapped need to be told they are in over their head.Flattery, sir, will get you everywhere!

Now get back over here and re-mist my grapes for me.

[Danhalen]

Flattery, sir, will get you everywhere!

Now get back over here and re-mist my grapes for me.I will not touch your prosthetic testicles.

[Danhalen]

Flame war? Is there, like, a flame war going on? Where might that be? -- All I've seen here is more reminiscent of waterlogged capguns at 10,000 paces.What a sad childhood you must have had. My parents cared enough to buy enough caps that we could dispose of the wet ones.

Seriously, anyone who could hype this feeble mass of drool as a "flame war" ought to work writing ads for the drug companies. (And quit dipping into the free samples.)Perhaps you do not understand how advertising works. People who write advertisements are creative, and good, writers. If we have failed at flaming each other, it is not for a surplus of creative talent. By the quality of your "flames," I have come to the conclusion you used to be a writer for the hit 80's show Small Wonder (http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/9.html).

I admit to wasting time here because it was, for a while, at least mildly amusing, even though it was also pathetic. Now it's no longer even mildly amusing.Not since you came along and dropped piles of steaming cyber crap, dressed up as flames, all over this thread.

Now it's just... Why don't you just draw the conclusion for yourselves? -- that is, if you can manage to buy two neurons to rub together.I see. Your synapses have ceased firing. So now you need us to draw conclusions for you.

"Flame war"? Puh-leeze. You can all just go ahead and keep throwing your Nerf balls at each other. I personally have suffered much worse abuse from much better people...I'd throw a Nerf ball at you, but since you've got them all shoved up your ass I'll have to settle for taking pride in not being you.

Your insults sting like butterfly kisses.

[Boughtwithaprice]

That post is written by something so confused, it doesn't know whether to scratch its watch or wind its ass. How about putting that into proper syntax, form, and grammar so that I can at least understand what you are saying before I dismiss it?

You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle. Clearly, the full area of your ignorance is not yet mapped. We are presently only exploring the fringes of that vast expanse. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. You bring to mind a quote from Josh Billing: "Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair."

I'm busy trying to imagine you with a personality. Maybe you'd be less boring once I got to know you, but I don't want to take that chance. You are like watching Amputee Field Hockey: pathetic, and very quickly disgusting. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you had enough brains to find water after falling down a well; if your weren't so fat that you look like The Michelin Man man on steroids, or if you weren't uglier than the north-facing end of a south-bound mule. Who am I kidding? You would.

In closing, I helpfully suggest that you support your local Search & Rescue Unit, and get lost.

[monkeywrench]

Flame war? Is there, like, a flame war going on? Where might that be? -- All I've seen here is more reminiscent of waterlogged capguns at 10,000 paces.

Seriously, anyone who could hype this feeble mass of drool as a "flame war" ought to work writing ads for the drug companies. (And quit dipping into the free samples.)

I admit to wasting time here because it was, for a while, at least mildly amusing, even though it was also pathetic. Now it's no longer even mildly amusing. Now it's just... Why don't you just draw the conclusion for yourselves? -- that is, if you can manage to buy two neurons to rub together.

"Flame war"? Puh-leeze. You can all just go ahead and keep throwing your Nerf balls at each other. I personally have suffered much worse abuse from much better people...You will know true suffering when the wrath of the monkey is unleashed!!!


I will not touch your prosthetic testicles.Fine. I guess licking them is enough for you then.
(is someone writing these down? oh wait...)

That post is written by something so confused, it doesn't know whether to scratch its watch or wind its ass. How about putting that into proper syntax, form, and grammar so that I can at least understand what you are saying before I dismiss it?

You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle. Clearly, the full area of your ignorance is not yet mapped. We are presently only exploring the fringes of that vast expanse. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. You bring to mind a quote from Josh Billing: "Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair."

I'm busy trying to imagine you with a personality. Maybe you'd be less boring once I got to know you, but I don't want to take that chance. You are like watching Amputee Field Hockey: pathetic, and very quickly disgusting. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you had enough brains to find water after falling down a well; if your weren't so fat that you look like The Michelin Man man on steroids, or if you weren't uglier than the north-facing end of a south-bound mule. Who am I kidding? You would.

In closing, I helpfully suggest that you support your local Search & Rescue Unit, and get lost.I had to get out my compass to figure that one out!

Gold.

[Tears of Ash]

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUu

[monkeywrench]

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUuFU!

[BelindaP]

U2

[monkeywrench]

U2FU2!!1!!!

[BelindaP]

Well.....turn blue! :p

[Br. Max]

Eema shelcha Kemo yadeit coolam mekabliem seivuv!

[monkeywrench]

Well.....turn blue! :p*holds breath*





*passes out*

*comes to a minute later*

IT WORKED!!!!!!
Wait...who are you people??
:p

Eema shelcha Kemo yadeit coolam mekabliem seivuv!Wow. You suck at flaming in other languages!

[Br. Max]

:p

Wow. You suck at flaming in other languages!Lech tezayen gufa shell soos bayarkon ya zayn meyubash!

[monkeywrench]

Lech tezayen gufa shell soos bayarkon ya zayn meyubash!If that means, "Kind sir I bow to your greatness and lick your boots!" then I accept more heartily!!

[Br. Max]

If that means, "Kind sir I bow to your greatness and lick your boots!" then I accept more heartily!!um - no. It says something about you doing something not nice to a dead horse in a river and then describes you as a person :)

[monkeywrench]

um - no. It says something about you doing something not nice to a dead horse in a river and then describes you as a person :)Oh is that all?

Something like this?

:horse:

[Br. Max]

Oh is that all?

Something like this?

:horse: NOt about BEATING a dead horse. . . . .

[monkeywrench]

NOt about BEATING a dead horse. . . . .Same difference.

Oh, your "Jerk for Jesus" t-shirt came in today. You ordered xtra small, right?
:D

[David Gould]

Allez vous faire foutre.

[monkeywrench]

Allez vous faire foutre.Is that French for "I'm a loser?"
:D

[monkeywrench]

Is that French for "I'm a loser?"
:DI take the silence as a resounding "YES!!"
:rotfl:

To all posters:
PHAIL

http://blog.pbwiki.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/fail.jpg

[Mrs.Sidhe]

Oh please :roll:---you fail and failing.

Which doesn't mean you win.

It just means you suck worse than I had once thought.

[monkeywrench]

Oh please :roll:---you fail and failing.

Which doesn't mean you win.

It just means you suck worse than I had once thought.I suck, but you blow.
:rotfl:

And I win!!!

[David Gould]

I take the silence as a resounding "YES!!"



Oh, was what you wrote supposed to be some kind of riposte? I thought that you had simply smashed your face into the keyboard ... which would explain your face, I suppose.

[monkeywrench]

Oh, was what you wrote supposed to be some kind of riposte? I thought that you had simply smashed your face into the keyboard ... which would explain your face, I suppose.I guess I don't win the flame war then.

You can all win for being lazy posters. Let's give you all a nice trophy!!! Everyone needs to feel good, right?

http://www.cleckheatoncricketclub.com/trophy.jpg

[Mrs.Sidhe]

Oh noooeesss..I don't win the Flame War---because I'm a lazy poster--

No dear it just means I have a child and a life! :P

You, your buckets, your kitty, and your trophy a full of FAIL!! :D

[monkeywrench]

Oh noooeesss..I don't win the Flame War---because I'm a lazy poster--

No dear it just means I have a child and a life! :P

You, your buckets, your kitty, and your trophy a full of FAIL!! :DYou should have your kid post for you! That would definitely raise the level of coherence of your "posts."
:rotfl:

PHAIL!!!

http://www.toadking.com/6x9=42/fail.jpg

[Mrs.Sidhe]

Well at least most of my posts do not consist of pictures taken from FSTDT. I can actually WRITE a post. Unlike you.

So you Sir.........

Are full of fail. Fail is sad because you are more fail than fail. :D

[Jayne]

In Soviet Russia, failure fails you.

[monkeywrench]

Well at least most of my posts do not consist of pictures taken from FSTDT. I can actually WRITE a post. Unlike you.

So you Sir.........

Are full of fail. Fail is sad because you are more fail than fail. :DWell you're full of jellified Llama poop!
:razz:

In Soviet Russia, failure fails you.I think we need to put this before the "Sig Worthy" board!!


On second thought...nah. It sux. lol

[Jayne]

You're a legend in your own mind.

[monkeywrench]

You're a legend in your own mind.Weak.

That line is older than the crust in your Speedo!!

[Cookie Puss]

I was sittin' there freebasing and smoking my crack
Bitch who owe me money been talking some smack
If she keep it up I am gonna cut that ho
Cut her bitch ass and she won't talk no shit no mo'
But if I fuckin' kill her then there ain't no way
I'll get my money, motherfuckers, and that bitch betta pay!

BITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY
BITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY
BITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY
BITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY

And there's a cracker trynna start shit shoutin' down the hall
Pussy with a growth defect whose teeth are bigger than his balls
He's sleeping on my couch and smokin' my grass
If he don't get the fuck out soon I'll shoot him in the ass
He don't pay no rent, but that bitch is gonna see
My full wrath when I load my gun and pop him in the knee

BITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY
BITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY
BITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY
BITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY

I was in the laundromat round quarter to eight
Snortin' cocaine when in comes this crack whore that I hate
She been struttin' round thinkin' that she super fine
I said "get away, bitch, I'm trynna do a line!"
I said [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] fucker [bleep], what??
Come around here again I'll shoot you in the gut!

BITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY
BITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY
BITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY
BITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY

Sittin' in the drive-thru, with my hoes eatin'
When I get the idea that them hoes need a beatin'
I smack 'em harder than they been smacked in they life
When one of them bitches done pulls out a knife!
But damn, what can you do when she stabs ya six times?
And glory be to Krishna, it's the end of this rhyme.

GOD BETTA HAVE THINE MONEY
GOD BETTA HAVE THINE MONEY
GOD BETTA HAVE THINE MONEY
GOD BETTA HAVE THINE MONEY


~~~~
Y'all just got SERVED.

~Hallie (wrote that myself when I was 16)

[monkeywrench]

I was sittin' there freebasing and smoking my crack
Bitch who owe me money been talking some smack
If she keep it up I am gonna cut that ho
Cut her bitch ass and she won't talk no shit no mo'
But if I fuckin' kill her then there ain't no way
I'll get my money, motherfuckers, and that bitch betta pay!

BITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY
BITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY
BITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY
BITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY

And there's a cracker trynna start shit shoutin' down the hall
Pussy with a growth defect whose teeth are bigger than his balls
He's sleeping on my couch and smokin' my grass
If he don't get the fuck out soon I'll shoot him in the ass
He don't pay no rent, but that bitch is gonna see
My full wrath when I load my gun and pop him in the knee

BITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY
BITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY
BITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY
BITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY

I was in the laundromat round quarter to eight
Snortin' cocaine when in comes this crack whore that I hate
She been struttin' round thinkin' that she super fine
I said "get away, bitch, I'm trynna do a line!"
I said [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] fucker [bleep], what??
Come around here again I'll shoot you in the gut!

BITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY
BITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY
BITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY
BITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY

Sittin' in the drive-thru, with my hoes eatin'
When I get the idea that them hoes need a beatin'
I smack 'em harder than they been smacked in they life
When one of them bitches done pulls out a knife!
But damn, what can you do when she stabs ya six times?
And glory be to Krishna, it's the end of this rhyme.

GOD BETTA HAVE THINE MONEY
GOD BETTA HAVE THINE MONEY
GOD BETTA HAVE THINE MONEY
GOD BETTA HAVE THINE MONEY


~~~~
Y'all just got SERVED.

~Hallie (wrote that myself when I was 16)Not some, not half...but ALL my cash!!!
:rotfl:

Welcome back!!!!!!!!

[Tears of Ash]

Shut up.

I dare you to go to the hood and sing that. Maybe you'll get shot, if you're lucky.

If you're not lucky...well...

[monkeywrench]

Shut up.

I dare you to go to the hood and sing that. Maybe you'll get shot, if you're lucky.

If you're not lucky...well...Hood? Like you've ever been to the hood.
:razz:

Get a grip suburban white kid.

[Tears of Ash]

I live and work in the hood. Seriously. You're not from Nashville, so you don't know the areas.


Former suburban white kid though. :P

[monkeywrench]

I live and work in the hood. Seriously. You're not from Nashville, so you don't know the areas.


Former suburban white kid though. :PI'm from the hood in Memphis as a matter of fact. Represent!!!
My old school:
http://www.memphis-schools.k12.tn.us/schools/sharpe.es/sharpe.html
See many white faces there? lol

Nashville is for pansies.

[Tears of Ash]

Yeah. I know a bunch of people from Memphis that live in Nashville. Say it's funny when people compare Nashville as being ghetto or something. (Cause it is). It could be a lot worse, but the area where I live is known as the bad area, although not as bad as memphis, according to my manager who grew up in Memphis. Though of all the places in Nashville the areas where I live and work are considered to be "the hood" but it's not rough or anything. I've seen worse areas in Nashville, but they don't have any notoriety like where I live and work as being "rough" areas. *shrug*. I guess it's kinda weird.

Regardless of that, the "song" or "poem" thing would get you beat up in Nashville or Memphis. I don't have to really be from somewhere as bad as Memphis to know that. ~_~

[monkeywrench]

Yeah. I know a bunch of people from Memphis that live in Nashville. Say it's funny when people compare Nashville as being ghetto or something. (Cause it is). It could be a lot worse, but the area where I live is known as the bad area, although not as bad as memphis, according to my manager who grew up in Memphis. Though of all the places in Nashville the areas where I live and work are considered to be "the hood" but it's not rough or anything. I've seen worse areas in Nashville, but they don't have any notoriety like where I live and work as being "rough" areas. *shrug*. I guess it's kinda weird.

Regardless of that, the "song" or "poem" thing would get you beat up in Nashville or Memphis. I don't have to really be from somewhere as bad as Memphis to know that. ~_~Especially if you're florescent white!

I still got my street smarts from my early days in Memphis. They have served me well!!

[Tears of Ash]

Most people from memphis serve me well, too. At taco bell!


(back on topic, i see....)

[monkeywrench]

Most people from memphis serve me well, too. At taco bell!


(back on topic, i see....)Ah, you fuckers from Nashville are a buncha Yankees anyway.

[Mrs.Sidhe]

OH---so you're a Southerner! Where you born in the south? That would explain why you're so fucking backward and full of failure and sad.

[monkeywrench]

OH---so you're a Southerner! Where you born in the south? That would explain why you're so fucking backward and full of failure and sad.No, I was born in Hawaii. Only bred down South.

And brains are a delicacy down here. But you wouldn't know much about that not having a brain and all...
:razz:

So where have you been keeping yourself? I miss reading your weak excuses for posts.

[Tears of Ash]

Why would anyone make a thread like this? I think it's kinda mean...

[monkeywrench]

Why would anyone make a thread like this? I think it's kinda mean...Agreed. But it's a great release valve for those that can take it.

If I thought anyone was truly hurt by any of my remarks, I would stop.
:smile:

[Mrs.Sidhe]

Too bad you won't stop simply because your insults are lame as shit....;-):p

[monkeywrench]

Too bad you won't stop simply because your insults are lame as shit....;-):pIt is too bad...

:rotfl:

[monkeywrench]

After nearly a year of silence, I hereby declare myself defacto winnar of this Flame War!

You all fail and can kiss my cat's furry white butt.

[Glass*Soul]

After nearly a year of silence, I hereby declare myself defacto winnar of this Flame War!

You all fail and can kiss my cat's furry white butt.


But it smells like chihuahua! :sad:

[monkeywrench]

But it smells like chihuahua! :sad:That's because I feed him Taco Bell.

[Danhalen]

So says Douchey McDouchesome.

[monkeywrench]

So says Douchey McDouchesome.Go have a Taco Supreme and a smile.
:D

[Mrs.Sidhe]

Go have a Taco Supreme and a smile.
:D

Or you could go have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up?!:twisted:

*hey white kitty-monkey dude!*

[Lisa0315]

k. I am going to try this. :razz:

Dan,
Janet Reno called. She said please return her dildo tonight.

[Texas Lynn]

are you familiar with McCain's joke:

Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?

Because Janet Reno is her father.

[Lisa0315]

are you familiar with McCain's joke:

Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?

Because Janet Reno is her father.

:lol: Nope. Haven't heard that one. Who's her Momma? You?

[Danhalen]

k. I am going to try this. :razz:

Dan,
Janet Reno called. She said please return her dildo tonight.I wasn't aware you guys had a date. I'll return it right away.

[Joykins]

I see this thread is still full of fail. You all are doomed to repeat second grade :(

[Lisa0315]

I wasn't aware you guys had a date. I'll return it right away.

Irrational jealousy doesn't become you. She is yours. She said she was planning something special for you guys tonight. Something about love lotion and edible panties.

[Lisa0315]

I don't know if I am tough enough for this game. I feel so bad. I like Dan too much to say stuff like that to him.

[monkeywrench]

Or you could go have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up?!:twisted:

*hey white kitty-monkey dude!*As long as it's Cherry Coke!!

*hey back!*

k. I am going to try this. :razz:

Dan,
Janet Reno called. She said please return her dildo tonight.No, she didn't call. Everybody knows she texts!!
:roll:

are you familiar with McCain's joke:

Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?

Because Janet Reno is her father.Ouchie....

I see this thread is still full of fail. You all are doomed to repeat second grade :(I'm having a flashback right now of having my open palm smacked with a wooden ruler.
:shock:

Irrational jealousy doesn't become you. She is yours. She said she was planning something special for you guys tonight. Something about love lotion and edible panties.The artificial sweeteners in those edible draws irritate my delicate skin.

[Mrs.Sidhe]

As long as it's Cherry Coke!!

*hey back!*

No, sorry. You have a choice of RC Cola, SunDrop or Cheerwine--you know a real Cola. Not pansy ass shit!!:) (yes I know not an insult really..but I'm not really in an insulty mood)

[Danhalen]

Irrational jealousy doesn't become you. She is yours. She said she was planning something special for you guys tonight. Something about love lotion and edible panties.I've already had her. You still get the sloppy seconds you asked for. Sex is good for you, stop being so shy.

I don't know if I am tough enough for this game. I feel so bad. I like Dan too much to say stuff like that to him.Don't be so modest. Janet said you lasted for three hours before you resorted to your safe word.

[Lisa0315]

I've already had her. You still get the sloppy seconds you asked for. Sex is good for you, stop being so shy.

Don't be so modest. Janet said you lasted for three hours before you resorted to your safe word.

Yeah, that is why she sent you home with her dildo, so you could practice lasting more than 3 minutes. She gets you THAT hot. Look in the mirror. Say, "Stay hard! Stay hard! Stay hard damn it!"

[Danhalen]

Yeah, that is why she sent you home with her dildo, so you could practice lasting more than 3 minutes. She gets you THAT hot. Look in the mirror. Say, "Stay hard! Stay hard! Stay hard damn it!"The problem being that I think of you, then I go all soft.

[Lisa0315]

The problem being that I think of you, then I go all soft.

Yeah, you think of me and go soft in the heart, but hard in other places.

[Danhalen]

Yeah, you think of me and go soft in the heart, but hard in other places.I didn't know there were multiple places to get hard. Perhaps your sex life is stranger than I had previously read about in the S&M journal.

[Lisa0315]

I didn't know there were multiple places to get hard. Perhaps your sex life is stranger than I had previously read about in the S&M journal.

You have nipples of steel.

[Danhalen]

You have lactating assy nipples and migrating lap lettuce.

[Lisa0315]

You have lactating assy nipples and migrating lap lettuce.

WTF!!!! :D Lorena Bobbit went back to her husband after one night with you.

[Danhalen]

Your name was Mark before Lorena Bobbit slept with you. I got to keep my junk.

[monkeywrench]

No, sorry. You have a choice of RC Cola, SunDrop or Cheerwine--you know a real Cola. Not pansy ass shit!!:) (yes I know not an insult really..but I'm not really in an insulty mood)RC? Are you trying to poison me! lolz
I prefer Whole Foods cola. Thanks.

I've already had her. You still get the sloppy seconds you asked for. Sex is good for you, stop being so shy.

Don't be so modest. Janet said you lasted for three hours before you resorted to your safe word.So what is *your* safe word?

[Danhalen]

So what is *your* safe word?That's between your mother and me.

[Lisa0315]

That's between your mother and me.

<giggle> You are really good at this.

[monkeywrench]

That's between your mother and me.Oh, just whisper it in my ear...

Mom's not talking.

[Joykins]

This thread smells like the bloating, rotted, fly-swarmed carcass of a roadkill skunk.

[Lisa0315]

This thread smells like the bloating, rotted, fly-swarmed carcass of a roadkill skunk.

Well, that still smells better than you do.

[Joykins]

Well, that still smells better than you do.

I can smell your wretched 5-day-without-cleaning outhouse reek, so I smell just fine thanks :)

[Lisa0315]

I can smell your wretched 5-day-without-cleaning outhouse reek, so I smell just fine thanks :)

No, that is just your breath.

[monkeywrench]

This thread smells like the bloating, rotted, fly-swarmed carcass of a roadkill skunk.Eww!

No, that is just your breath.Some of us like stanky breath.
:lol:

[Joykins]

No, that is just your breath.

It wasn't like that *before* I went down on you now was it?

[Lisa0315]

It wasn't like that *before* I went down on you now was it?

Oh, my! :confused:

[Joykins]

I went too far didn't I?

Sorry Lisa.

I'm too nice for this game now...

[Lisa0315]

I went too far didn't I?

Sorry Lisa.

I'm too nice for this game now...

No, its okay. I am not good at it either, LOL. I always feel bad after. I suppose a hug at this point would lose the game? Who cares! (((joykins)))

Lisa

[Danhalen]

Suzy Rotten Crotch, both of you!

[Tears of Ash]

Mind if I join in? Don't make me hold your hands.

[Lisa0315]

Mind if I join in? Don't make me hold your hands.

Only if you lose the Hannah Montana avatar. She sucks and you do too.

[monkeywrench]

I went too far didn't I?

Sorry Lisa.

I'm too nice for this game now...

No, its okay. I am not good at it either, LOL. I always feel bad after. I suppose a hug at this point would lose the game? Who cares! (((joykins)))

LisaAwwww.............

[Lisa0315]

You do not get to watch us kiss and make up.

[Tears of Ash]

That's fine, because I bet you'd like to think your lips are poison and you shoot out such villainous quips.

but instead they are poo poo.


poo poo!

[Lisa0315]

That's fine, because I bet you'd like to think your lips are poison and you shoot out such villainous quips.

but instead they are poo poo.


poo poo!

You are blind as well as tone deaf, Hannah. That was not my lips you kissed. It was my anus right after I had diareah.

Lisa

[monkeywrench]

You are blind as well as tone deaf, Hannah. That was not my lips you kissed. It was my anus right after I had diareah.

LisaIt smells like bubble gum.

[Tears of Ash]

DUDE

I saw a porn once where this chick was licking this dude's asshole and he was like, "What's it taste like?" And she said, "Tastes like bubblegum!"

And we made fun it from that day forth.

So in otherwords. Lol.

[Lisa0315]

DUDE

I saw a porn once where this chick was licking this dude's asshole and he was like, "What's it taste like?" And she said, "Tastes like bubblegum!"

And we made fun it from that day forth.

So in otherwords. Lol.

I have watched porn once in my whole life and found it completely disgusting. The girl was spitting on the guy while she gave him head. Sorry, but a big loogie is not attractive to me.

[monkeywrench]

I have watched porn once in my whole life and found it completely disgusting. The girl was spitting on the guy while she gave him head. Sorry, but a big loogie is not attractive to me.*sniff*

Mmm!
Doublemint.

[Tears of Ash]

You should see the diarrhea rim job ones.

[Lisa0315]

You should see the diarrhea rim job ones.

*hurls into nearby bucket*

I heard of one recently but I would only watch it if there was a great deal of money being paid for me to do so. It was something about girls crapping into a cup. Anyone know what I am talking about?

Lisa

[Tears of Ash]

Yeah, I'm surprised people are still actually shocked by that stuff. You should watch two girls one finger. It's like Japanese girls who like



poo turds into each other's bums



u_u

[Tears of Ash]

so anyways, u suck.

lol

[Lisa0315]

so anyways, u suck.

lol

Yeah, I do. I suck your Momma.

[Tears of Ash]

And she likes it and screams for more.

[Lisa0315]

And she likes it and screams for more.

Why, thank you. I know I am talented like that. :mrgreen:

[Moriah Conquering Wind]

Not to mention contagious.
Mmmmm. Sweet metaphors of t. gondii after midnight.

[Lisa0315]

Not to mention contagious.
Mmmmm. Sweet metaphors of t. gondii after midnight.

Thou of the forked tongue art but a dream. :lol:

[Danhalen]

Thou of the forked tongue art but a dream. :lol:That ought to turn you on, with your reptile fetish and all.

[Lisa0315]

That ought to turn you on, with your reptile fetish and all.

Only losers try to get in on a private joke.

[Tears of Ash]

Oh, so that was why you were trying to make fun of me for the Hannah Montana avatar.

Poor girl. There there.

[Lisa0315]

Oh, so that was why you were trying to make fun of me for the Hannah Montana avatar.

Poor girl. There there.

No, Hannah Montana just sucks.

[Tears of Ash]

Obviously, this is why I make joke about her.

Why would a 21 year old male have a hannah montana avatar?

[Lisa0315]

Obviously, this is why I make joke about her.

Why would a 21 year old male have a hannah montana avatar?

LOL! Thank God for that! I thought she was your hero or something. I haven't looked at your profile. :-)

[Danhalen]

Only losers try to get in on a private joke.Only problem is, your fetish is all over the intertubes. That shot with you and the gila monster, wow, I had no idea their tails could be used like that.

[Lisa0315]

Only problem is, your fetish is all over the intertubes. That shot with you and the gila monster, wow, I had no idea their tails could be used like that.

Glad it turned you on.

[Danhalen]

Whew boy! I loves me some lizard porn!

[Moriah Conquering Wind]

Thou of the forked tongue art but a dream. :lol:

The dream bes but one door, m'dear ... only one ... such sights have We to show you .... 8-)

[Moriah Conquering Wind]

Only losers try to get in on a private joke.

Tellsy bout it. Moriah has private jokes what bes so private that no human shares them. ;)
We callsy "inside joke ..... waaaayyyyyyy inside!!!"
(Not to be confused with how many licks it takes to get to the creamy centre)

[monkeywrench]

Tellsy bout it. Moriah has private jokes what bes so private that no human shares them. ;)
We callsy "inside joke ..... waaaayyyyyyy inside!!!"
(Not to be confused with how many licks it takes to get to the creamy centre)Eww...

My center has caramel.
8-)

[Moriah Conquering Wind]

ith gnoth. sthickths inniths teefths.

*smackth smackth*