Favorite Movie Lines

[drstevej]

"Oh George, not the livestock." Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?

"It's not true. Some have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But, a lot of people, that's their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good." As Good As it Gets

[Texas Lynn]

Billy Jack: Bernard, I want you to know... that I try. When Jean and the kids at the school tell me that I'm supposed to control my violent temper, and be passive and nonviolent like they are, I try. I really try. Though when I see this girl... of such a beautiful spirit... so degraded... and this boy... that I love... sprawled out by this big ape here... and this little girl, who is so special to us we call her "God's little gift of sunshine"... and I think of the number of years that she's going to have to carry in her memory... the savagery of this idiotic moment of yours... I just go BERSERK!

[Kaonashi]

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." — Hannibal Lecter

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know." — Capt. Jeffrey T. Spaulding

[seebs]

Aragorn: You have my sword.
Legolas: And my bow.
Gimli: And my pants.

... Or, for those of you who didn't know: Nearly all movies are dramatically improved if you alter the dialogue, usually by changing an occasional noun to "pants".

[pageroks]

Princess Bride: Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

Blues Brothers: Police Dispatcher: Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers HAS been approved.

Dr. Strangelove: President Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

Robin Hood (1938): Robin: Overtaxed, overworked and paid off with a knife, a club or a rope.
Marian: Why, you speak treason.
Robin: Fluently.

[CaDan]

Just about every line of dialoge in "Dr. Strangelove".

"I told you not to stop. Now let's go." Apocalypse Now.

[Lanakila]

Baptism: You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers. O Brother Where Art Thou.

Well, lets put her in charge. Alien 2

This isn't Nam, this is bowling; there are rules.

The Dude goes to pick up his car, and finds the briefcase missing, though his tape deck and Creedence tapes are intact. He askes the Officer if the Police have any "leads" to the people who stole the car, to which the Officer responds sarcastically, "Leads, yeah, sure. I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they've got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts! Leads!"

"nihilists" complain that "this isn't fair"

"Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling."

Your boss said take any rug in the house. last 5 from The big Lebowski

This job would be great if it weren't for the fucking customers. Clerks I can't remember the exact line.

Boy I've got vision and the rest of the world's got bifocals. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

[Lanakila]

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. The Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy

Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space. Hitchhiker

[drstevej]

My wife's favorite:


"I'm the Chosen One, and I choose to be shopping." Buffy the Vampire Slayer

[ravenscape]

Gimli: "Toss me"
The Two Towers

Pippin: "They come in PINTS?"
The Fellowship of the Ring

Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore...
Peasant 2: ...A witch!
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[praying]

Intolerable Cruelty


Gus Petch (Cedric the Entertainer : You want tact, call a tactician. You want an ass nailed, you come see Gus Petch.

[ELyarek]

"Howdy, Parson. Welcome to HELL!"
- Lee Marvin in Paint Your Wagon

[Joykins]

From Dusk Till Dawn (horrible movie)

Seth Gecko: So what are you, Jacob? A faithless preacher? Or a mean mother****ing servant of God?

Jacob Fuller: I'm a mean hm... hm... servant of God.


Wayne's World (at the guitar store)

"No Stairway! Denied!"

A Few Good Men:

"You can't handle the truth!"

The 40 Year Old Virgin

David: You're gay for saying that.
Cal: I'm gay for saying that?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.


Amadeus:

Emperor Joseph II: Your work is ingenious. It's quality work. And there are simply too many notes, that's all.

The Lion in Winter

Eleanor: Of course he has a knife, he always has a knife, we all have knives! It's 1183 and we're barbarians!

[drstevej]

Talladega Nights


Ricky Bobby: Dear Lord baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the south call you,jesuz, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family. My two beautiful, beautiful, handsome stricking sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And of course my red hot smokin' wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox.

Cal Naughton, Jr.: mmm...

Ricky Bobby: Dear tiny infant Jesus...

Carley Bobby: Hey, um... you know sweetie, Jesus did grow up. You don't always have to call him baby. It's a bit odd and off puttin' to pray to a baby.

Ricky Bobby: Well look, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I'm sayin grace. When you say grace, you can say it to grown up Jesus, or teenage Jesus, or bearded Jesus, or whoever you want.

[Loki]

"I'm too old. I'm too tired. I'm too God-damned blind." -Pacino in Scent of a Woman

[praying]

From Dusk Till Dawn (horrible movie)




Are you kidding that was high entertainment. I remember when my girlfriend and I went to see that in the movies and things started to happen in the bar...we looked at each other and said...hmmm well this movie just went somewhere we weren't expecting.

[Danhalen]

Hi: I'll be takin' these Huggies®, and whatever cash you got in the register.

[Joykins]

Hi: I'll be takin' these Huggies®, and whatever cash you got in the register.

Great movie...
"Get me that baby, Hi! I need me a toddler!"

"Ed's your WIFE's name."